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BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
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BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
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BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.
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BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
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CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.
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CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
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TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.
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CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
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DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.
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DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.
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FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.
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HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
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HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
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INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
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KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
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MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
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MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.
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MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
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MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
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NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
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ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
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ROM - Where the Pope lives.
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SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
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SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.
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SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.
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SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.
