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Computer Terms - Redneck Style

justanoldman started this conversation

Redneck Computer Terms!

  • BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.

  • BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

  • BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.

  • BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.

  • CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.

  • CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

  • TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.

  • CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

  • DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.

  • DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer.

  • FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.

  • HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

  • HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

  • INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

  • KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

  • MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.

  • MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.

  • MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.

  • MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

  • NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

  • ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

  • ROM - Where the Pope lives.

  • SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

  • SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast.

  • SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year.

  • SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.

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